In a medium bowl, combine mayonnaise, ¼ cup parmesan cheese, garlic, lemon juice, Worcestershire sauce, Dijon mustard, anchovy paste, and pepper together.
Remove woody stem from kale. Chop leaves into ½ to 1 inch pieces. Place into a large salad bowl and massage with clean hands until kale is tender and has turned a dark green color.
Top kale with dressing as desired and toss to coat.
Sprinkle with ⅓ cup Parmesan cheese and bacon bits. Serve with lemon wedges.
Notes
Top it with extra protein like chicken or salmon, to serve it as a hearty main dish meal.
Keep the dressing and salad ingredients separate in the refrigerator for up to 3 days. If stored longer, there is a risk that the garlic, which has extremely low acidity, may produce botulism, a serious toxin, and that is not a risk worth taking.